Just like THIS SIGN, carrier marketers are sneaky brilliant advertisers. We have heard so many Carrier Quips that just end up being funny, we sometimes like to make a list. So, here it is, for your April fool’s day viewing pleasure, we have compiled some of our favorites.
- Please hold, you are very important to us ………………………………………………………..…………………………………
- Trust me
- Turn it off and turn it back on again
- Your credit has been posted to your account
- I can’t help you with that but let me transfer you to someone who can….CLICK
- You’ll have coverage there
- I’m sorry to hear that
- Please hold, you are very important to us ………………………..………………………………….………………………………………
- Your rate plan change has been completed and will reflect on the next bill
- No, we don’t give out confirmation numbers for your change
- My name is Fred, I am located in the US and you will clearly understand what I am saying
- By changing this rate plan, you will save $50 per month
- We will manage your bill and call you when better rate plans come out
- Your rate plan is only $9.99 per month
- Your discount will post on your next bill
- We are out of stock on that free device
- We won’t throttle you
- Please hold, you are very important to us …….………………………………………CLICK ****dial tone******
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